The Department of Homeland Security, not content with allowing weaponry to pass through airports undetected, now shifts their focus to the most un-American terrorists the world has ever known: NASCAR fans!
Starting this weekend Pocono Raceway (via recommendations from the DHS) lays down new rules forbidding
jihadis access to their weapons re-entry into the raceway.
murderous bloodthirsty terrorists race fans are upset with these new restrictions.
— Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck) June 3, 2015
Land of the free. Where we now have to ask permission to go to our cars at sports events. Smh
— The Orange Cone (@TheOrangeCone) June 3, 2015
Just think of it as the terrorists are threatening to make Pocono NOT boring, and help NASCAR get some mainstream exposure
— Kurt’s Temper (@KurtsTemper) June 3, 2015
I think Pocono Raceway has painted themselves into a corner with the new “restricted re-entry” policy. #NASCAR
— Mike Calinoff (@MikeCalinoff) June 3, 2015
— Dana Loves Racing (@DriverAppear) June 3, 2015
@poconoraceway The new re entry policy for fan fare makes the whole day a hassle now. This will most likely be my last race at Pocono.
— Keith Cusma (@KCusma) June 2, 2015
Pocono Raceway: Home of the Tricky Triangle and even trickier re-entry rules.
— nascar wonka (@NASCAR_Wonka) June 2, 2015
Pocono blamed the government for its “no re-entry policy”.
— Starbuck Apollo (@CornyDaOutlaw) June 3, 2015
— Darth Hendrick (@DarthHendrick) June 3, 2015
— Andy Roberts (@w3kn) June 2, 2015
Eliminating a re-entry for a NASCAR race might be one of the dumbest moves I've seen. How much more empty is @poconoraceway going to be bow?
— Reca Porter (@HazelGatorGirl) June 2, 2015