NASCAR Pit Beef – Hatebreed Edition


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The fall 2014 Texas NASCAR race was an eventful race with both highs and lows for Jeff Gordon fans like myself.
When Jeff Gordon went to speak to Keselowski after the race, a pit opened up in the pits.

Sing it with me!

“I’m torn between, and there’s no right choice
I’ve gotta fight back
I won’t be scarred for life!”

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Kaci Fluke : Rise of the Ebola-Americans

Every since the NY Ebola patient and Kaci Hickox Fluke began attracting attention so shortly after our new Ebola Czar went into action, something just didn’t seem right. Then it hit me that these folks were Ebola-Americans! What is an Ebola-American? First let me explain who isn’t one!

Nina Pham - Ebola survivor, NOT an Ebola-American

Nina Pham is NOT an Ebola-American. She did her job as a nurse, contracted Ebola, and then underwent treatment with grace and dignity. Even when things were grim, she comported herself. As a faithful Catholic she prayed for others while she fought the ravages of this deadly disease. When she left the hospital Ebola-free, she took to a microphone to thank God, those who prayed for her, and the medical personnel who were in her corner. She then asked the media for privacy, and expressed  her wishes to return to her life of work and normalcy. Nina was and is, a class act!

Left Wing Hipster Ebola
Upon returning from Guinea, this hipster Ebola patient dined out, went bowling, and in general put his own self interests before those of his community. He lied to authorities and was only discovered when police checked his credit card statement and public transit card.

The irresponsible and selfish Kaci "Hickox" Fluke
Kaci Hickox Fluke is another special snowflake that returned from West Africa and selfishly threatened lawsuits if she wasn’t allowed to flaunt quarantine guidelines.
Note, even liberal California has adopted these same common sense protocols !
Like her ideological predecessor Sandra Fluke, Kaci purports to be just a regular person, but is in fact, coincidentally repeating political talking points.

Ebola-Americans,  like other hyphenated special interest groups, set  themselves apart from the general populace and are eloved by leftist politicians  for their inability to mesh with the fabric of society.
If and when more Ebola-Americans come forth, it will be due largely in part to these two and their ideological political predecessor Sandy Fluke.

Please join me in praying for the safety of these Ebola-Americans, after all we can still wish the best for our fellow citizens while simultaneously voicing opposition to their actions.
To the rest of you bullies and extremists who cover your mouths when sneezing and who stay home from the office when fighting a cold,  God bless you, and God bless America.

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Taylor Swift performs “Out Of The Woods” on Jimmy Kimmel

Looking at it now
It all seems so simple
We were lying on your couch
I remember
You took a Polaroid of us
Then discovered
The rest of the world was black and white
But we were in screaming color
And I remember thinking…

Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.

Are we out of the woods?

Looking at it now
Last December, we were built to fall apart
Then fall back together
Your necklace hanging from my neck
The night we couldn’t quite forget
When we decided
To move the furniture so we could dance
Baby, like we stood a chance
Two paper airplanes flying, flying…
And I remember thinking

Taylor Swift - Jimmy Kimmel - Out of the woods

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Ebola – Who Is To Blame? (Infographic)

News Item: CDC: Ebola confirmed in Dallas patient

 

Area43.net - Who is to blame for EBOLA?

As much as we’d like to think that Ebola is just a virus, the sad truth of the matter is that its very existence is due to the fault of several entities.
Here, using scientific data compiled over the span of a coffee break, we see the leading causes of Ebola.
No one is innocent, especially not the patriarchal CIS heterosexist system of oppression including the evil Koch Brothers, Faux News, and their allies climate change. Lack of funding is also to blame because with lots of funding, I could have paid for the full version of infogram and perhaps used men and women symbols instead of just men.

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Megadeth – Hook In Mouth – (Dedicated to Wikipedia’s attempted deletion of the Federalist)

Parts of this song are dated only by the production values and the references to the PMRC, however,  individuals seeking to rewrite history will always be with us.
Today we find out that users on Wikipedia are attempting to delete The Federalist from the site.

 The science-loving censors at Wikipedia, not content with memory-holing unassailable facts about Neil Tyson’s history of fabricating quotes (part 1part 2, and part 3), are now trying to completely erase The Federalist from Wikipedia. Seriously, take a look:

Wikipedia The Federalist Censored

So to all censorship loving “progressives”, I dedicate this song to you. Megadeth “Hook In Mouth”:

Hook In Mouth

Cockroach in the concrete
Courthouse tan and beady eyes
A slouch with fallen arches
Purging truths into great lies

The little man with a big eraser
Changing history
Procedures that he’s programmed to
And all he hears and sees

Altering the facts and figures
Events and every issue
Make a person disappear
No one will ever miss you

Rewrites every story
Every poem that ever was
Eliminates incompetence
And those who break the laws

Follow the instructions of
The New Ways Evil Book of Rules
Replacing rights and wrongs and files
And records in the schools

You say you’ve got the answers
Well, who asked you anyway?

Ever think maybe
It was meant to be this way?

Don’t try to fool us
We know the worst is yet to come

I believe my kingdom will come

(1st solo)

F is for fighting
R is for red
Ancestors’ blood in battle they’ve shed.
E, we elect them
E, we eject them
In the land of the free, and the home of the brave
D, for your dying
O, your overture
M, they’ll cover your grave with manure

This spells out freedom, it means nothing to me
As long as there’s a P.M.R.C.

(2nd solo)

F is for fighting
R is for red
Ancestors’ blood in battle they’ve she’d
E we elect them
E we eject them
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
D for your dying
O your overture
M is for money
You know what that cures

This spells out freedom, it means nothing to me
As long as there’s a P.M.R.C.

F is for fighting,
R is for red,
Ancestors’ blood in battle they’ve shed.
E, we elect them
E, we eject them,
In the land of the free, and the home of the brave
D, for your dying
O, your overture
M, they’ll cover your grave with manure

This spells out freedom, it means nothing to me
As long as there’s a P.M.R.C.

Put your hand
Right up my shirt
Pull the strings
That make me work

Jaws will part
Words fall out
Like a fish
With hook in mouth

Rewrites every story
Every poem that ever was
Eliminates incompetence
And those who break the laws

Follow the instructions of
The New Ways Evil Book of Rules
Replacing rights with wrongs,
The files and records in the schools

I’m not a fish
I’m a man…

HOOK… IN… MOUTH!

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